The joys of short hair

So, wednesday night mom wanted a big chunk of steak (sorry missy!) and when our not-waiter came to deliver he handed my mom hers and said "m'am" then handed me mine "sir...oh! um, m'am" what is it with these people? It's interesting. Any woman who sees me knows I'm a woman. But any man who sees me is confused. what's up with this? At least that's only 2 times I've been called "sir" (to my face anyway).

This brings me to another thing. my 2 most recent search hits were
1. "short hair fetish" - this showed up on google, page 42!!! of google returns. except mine isn't listed on that page. but, Kill the Goat shows up multiple times :)
2. "short hair" (google page 14, #4).

fire!
Isabo