hurricanes and such

Yea, so hurricane headed straight for texas. I hope new orleans doesn't get hit again. I feel sorry for all the evacuees down in houston and stuff who have to be re-evacuated >_< Probably won't have too much trouble up my way. We're supposed to get the tail end of it, so hopefully not too much rain (or flooding?). Maybe some tornadoes, but that's what a hurricane always means here. My bro had to wait in line at the grocery to get some bottled water for 45 min >_< he said old people were yelling "my time has come!!! I'm gonna die!?" like some water would actually help them. and like we're actually in extreme peril up here. So I'll keep you guys updated. Should be absolutely fine :)

Cheers,
Isabo

So...

Apparently meat can cause inflamation. I can't eat beef or chicken more than 2 x's a week now >_< I'm supposed to eat a lot of salmon, but that gets old, ya konw? And she wants me eat a butt load of turkey...I hate turkey...I'll vomit. no way. And wants to me stop cocoa...that's inflammatory as well >_< But no way in hell am I giving up chocolate >_< I'll die first :) Also, lack of crunchy snacks lowers seratonin in the brain, thus the deepening depression. I wonder if your brain associates the satisfying crunch and thinks "hey, that's a cool sound, I'm happy" or if it's something about crunching itself...like crunching ice is enjoyable :)

Hopefully some interesting stuff will happen soon, and I'll have something nice to talk about >_<

Cheers,
Isabo

Gas & cats

My mom emailed me these two forwards:



Damn Cat
You don't have to own a cat to appreciate this one...

A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening.
They turned on a night light, turned on the phone answering machine,
covered their pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.

They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi
arrived and the couple opened the front door to leave their house.
The cat they had put out into the yard scoots back into the house.

They don't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to
eat the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes
inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit.

Waiting in the cab, the wife doesn't want the driver to know the house
will be empty for the night. She explains to the driver that her
husband will be out soon. "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to
my mother."

A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab."Sorry I took so
long", he says as they drive away. "Stupid bitch was hiding under the
bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She
tried to take off so I grabbed her by the neck. Then I had to wrap her
in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled
her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"

The cabdriver hit a parked car...

damn doctors

Why is it that doctors are never around when you really need them? Let's just say that gradually I've been getting angrier and angrier, and have reached the point where it's hard to control...angry isn't even the right word. Rage would be better. Luckily it's not quite a "red rage" but it is working its way there.

Unfortunately, in the meantime, I'm a danger in public >_< Walking through a grocery store, I reached in her pocket and held my pocket knife while wishing I could go on a rampage in the store. Luckily I still has a force called "will" left. So I resort to locking myself in a room away from all things...but unfortunately have visions of knives and blood and wrists...and a certain person knocked on my door 2 times after I specifically asked not to be bothered "even if the house is burning down" ... so each time, right when I'm about to escape my horrid fantasies *tap tap tap* *tap tap* ... more visions ... almost reaching the one escape available...the eyes are closing, the mind is shutting down... *knock knock* ...sleep will not come in this house...

I feel like being in a bumper-cart course. I've got the urge to ram my car into things...so I decide not to drive, probably a smart move for the safety of passengers and strangers...

I even tried to wash dishes last night, and by I reached the 3rd dish, I picked up a bowl, ready to slam it onto the counter and watch it shatter, feel it break, enjoy the destruction. What can I say...washing dishes is a very stressful job...

It's getting to the point where I can't bear to be in a room with other living creatures. Their mere presence is enough to set off my anger. I twitch when people touch me, clamping down on muscle reactions wishing to reach out and strike. So, while trying to protect the people around me, I've been acting like a hormonal psycho bitch. It's gotta make my dad happy, since he's visiting from overseas. "oh, hi dad, please don't talk to me or touch me...*whispers from the shadows - I love you*"

So I sit down and think "this is going too far, I'm losing control...and it won't be pretty when it happens. So I decide I need help. I call my doctor at 12:30pm (lunch), and leave an urgent message...1:30...2:30...6:30pm...2:30am...
Thank you dear doctor, now I get to wait through 2 wonderful, joyful days, and hopefully, at your convenience, you will decide that perhaps I needs to come visit your office. Jackass...

So for now, I will wait, and patiently, comfortably, pleasantly pass the time...

Jinsen desu subarashi (if anyone can guess what anime that is from you get bonus points...I might have gotten the phrase wrong, it's 3am and I haven't slept in 2 weeks...you get the idea...) Life is wonderful...

~Isabo, signing out and escaping into sleep... hasta manana

Friends in pain...

I hate it when friends or loved ones are in pain and you're helpless to help them. Separated by distance, by barriers, by walls we erect around ourselves, by walls erected around us... I long to reach out, to touch and help, but am stuck behind my own walls. I notice too late the signs of a friend crying out in need. And all I can do is bemoan my own weakness while watching my friend be slaughtered outside of my castle walls. ...can you tell I've been reading too much fantasy recently? >_<

anyway, to one of my dearest friends, I'm sorry I haven't paid attention to you like a good friend. But know that I support you from a distance with all my heart. I'm sorry I can't be there in person to love and shelter you. Take care...or I will have to kick YOUR ass.

Love you,
Isabo

More interesting searches...

I haven't recently shared any interesting searches that lead to my blog, so I figured I'd give another list :)

Listed from most recent to oldest:
1. Broken Heart Masturbation (yahoo) (searched 2 times on my site) - (thanks to JC's blog, I often get masturbation searches :P)

2. isabo (google + msn = 2 searches) - (I often get this, there's a popular author named Isabo Kelly...I haven't read any of her stuff, maybe I should, she has a good choice in name :)

3. jkirlin.blogspot.com (msn) - obviously he's linked on my page. it's a photo blog, he's got some interesting pictures

4. rumbling gurgling guts IBS (google) - I feel sorry for anyone with IBS, it sucks ass...hmm, that could almost be a literal explanation >_<

5. Wynee Wong (yahoo) - there's often a search for this, and I finally found out why. They've made a Wynee Wong Scholarship. Love you and miss you dearest Wynee...

6. (similar to #4) stomach rumbling loudly and ibs (UK msn)

7. katharine hepburn's b-day (msn) - probably from my post about The Aviator movie...

8. jelly fish sting blister (msn) - from my post about pissing on jelly fish stings (it works if you don't wash it off!)

9. Alochol and Back pain (misspelled >_< yahoo)...have no clue what they were looking for...

10. fibro and powerlines move? (msn) - I assume these people think power lines cause fibro...I wish it were that easy >_<

Ok, that's it for a few weeks. hopefully we'll get some more amusing searches soon :)

Cheers,
Isabo

Blogger spam??

Great...
we have phone spam...and why must they always call at dinner???
we have mail spam...like I really want to go join a gym that's an hour drive away? wtf, mate?
we have email spam...I'm a girl, I don't use viagra you idiots!

and now apparently we have blogger-comment spam...do I care if your company is offering something and you're sharing news clips with me out of the goodness of your heart while throwing out long paragraphs about how you're not liable for anything that you just said? If you want to spam my comments with meaningless shit...DON'T. It's fine if you want to call me an idiot, tell me I'm a loser, bitch at me...but don't spam me with useless shit that doesn't have anything to do with my site or posts...or I'll get my uber nerd friends to hack into your site and screw you up big time...w00t. take that to heart.

*ahem* as for all the other posters, whether named or anonymous, thank you for all of your comments, suggestions, ideas, views, humor and links. I appreciate it and am always pleased when someone gives me a hint that there are people who pass by! lol. don't be afraid to comment :P unless your name is something along the lines of 2dskni026kjlnds980...does that sound like a spammer name or what?

Cheers

survey

I'm bored...so I took a survey that was on my bro's site, here it is:

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:	Isabo :) Rachel
Birthday:	may 29
Birthplace:	Kansas City
Current Location:	Plano, Tx
Eye Color:	green-grey-blue
Hair Color:	dirty blonde
Height:	5'9 1/2
Right Handed or Left Handed:	right
Your Heritage:	scotch-irish
The Shoes You Wore Today:	adidas sneakers
Your Weakness:	broken body, inability to deal with stress
Your Fears:	Never finding someone to love/love me
Your Perfect Pizza:	garbage pizza! = everything on it :)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:	work on my health through diet and exercise rather than medications
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:	lol
Thoughts First Waking Up:	... or oww
Your Best Physical Feature:	eyes?
Your Bedtime:	sleep? what's that? 2am-6am
Your Most Missed Memory:	...if it's missed how can you remember it? :-/
Pepsi or Coke:	pepsi
McDonalds or Burger King:	BK
Single or Group Dates:	single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:	Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla:	chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee:	cappuccino
Do you Smoke:	NO
Do you Swear:	more than I should
Do you Sing:	not well
Do you Shower Daily:	yes...usually
Have you Been in Love:	yes
Do you want to go to College:	been there, done that
Do you want to get Married:	eventually...
Do you belive in yourself:	sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness:	sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive:	sometimes
Are you a Health Freak:	no...but maybe heading that way
Do you get along with your Parents:	we're close, but not always cordial
Do you like Thunderstorms:	hell yea!
Do you play an Instrument:	no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:	yes
In the past month have you Smoked:	no
In the past month have you been on Drugs:	no
In the past month have you gone on a Date:	no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:	no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:	no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:	yes
In the past month have you been on Stage:	no
In the past month have you been Dumped:	no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:	yes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:	no
Ever been Drunk:	yes
Ever been called a Tease:	yes
Ever been Beaten up:	no
Ever Shoplifted:	no
How do you want to Die:	not by fire
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:	grow up? I want to stay in neverland forever
What country would you most like to Visit:	Any in Africa
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:	light or dark, doesn't matter
Favourite Hair Color:	dark
Short or Long Hair:	either
Height:	tall(er)
Weight:	doesn't matter
Best Clothing Style:	...is this me or the boy/girl?? I don't have any style
Number of Drugs I have taken:	none (for me)
Number of CDs I own:	a lot
Number of Piercings:	none (ears closed up)
Number of Tattoos:	none
Number of things in my Past I Regret:	3: josh, soccer, the program I chose in japan (not Japan itself)
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

Blue?

What'cha think? you like blue? I hope so, because I do and I'm not changing it :P remind me next time that it's easier to just use their templates rather than changing things. I changed colors to ones I wanted (wanna guess what my favorite color is?), then realized I had to add my own "curved corner" images myself. oh well, gave me something to do.

Cheers from a Blue Isabo (use your imagination about whether that has metaphorical meanings associated with it) :P

Bam!

I finally got online again after what...months? lol. by online I mean IM. My best friend's in law school and started a blog, I'm excited, makes me feel closer to her since I'm a horrible person about keeping in contact so I can read about her days :) added to my friends list.

I think I'm gonna re-design my blog too. I'm not completely broken anymore...just horribly bent... (except for days like yesterday where I layed in bed all day and cried while envisioning my pocket knife slicing my wrists open over and over...I locked myself in my room away from sharp objects >_< and of course even though I asked the others here to "leave me alone even if the house is on fire" I was still "woken" 2 times by knocking...I had almost fallen asleep into my only escape from reality and got woken up...which of course pissed me off even more...*AHEM* sorry, I was saying I wasn't broken wasn't it? hehehe)

Poll: Change blog's name to:
A. leave it as "broken"
b. "bent"
c. create your own title

Anyway, I'm sick of black, I think I'll go to blue :) I might even be a lazy ass and just use one of blogger's templates...I think I will do that actually...too much trouble screwing around in photoshop and fudging the template coding >_<

Our big computer's video card blew up and went psycho o_O we've got some guy coming out to fix it for free (we hope). No more gaming for a while ;( I'm sure it's good for me someho :)

More movie reviews:
Brothers Grimm - ok, this movie was ...just weird. They were all on crack, it was insane. I'm not sure if I liked it or not. It was fantastical and dark and spooky...but not in the conventional sense. It was really fast and goofy and ...odd. lol. I think I liked it, but I'm not sure, but... it's that kinda movie. I think it'll end up being one of those people either love or hate. very eccentric, but of course it would be since it's a mixture of old fairytales...if you have nothing better to do it's a good waste of time :) actually if you like fairy tales and fantasy, you'll probably enjoy the movie ok :)

A Sound of Thunder - based on Ray Bradbury book...I'd say B class movie. british actors...bad dialogue...cheesy acting...cool effects in weird sci-fi way...I personally liked it but then of course I love those cheesy movies that are so bad they make you laugh...ya know, like Army of Darkness...Xena...Conan...lol

The Constant Gardener - shot in a documentary-esque style. Very strong movie, I'm surprised they haven't made more like it before now. Good story, excellent, if very subtle acting, and wonderful music...the cinematography was amazing as well. Don't see it unless you like controversial issues involved in foreign countries.

Ok, I think that's all I have to update for the time being.

Good luck to all of those in New Orleans and all the surrounding areas hit hart by the hurricane. My thoughts are with you